This just in:
As communicated in Winona, MN, and across the greater midwest area there has been reported a shortage of males! This shortage has been reported and confirmed by more than one female on the WSU campus. According to the latest survey, performed by countless hours of looking and searching, there are now only a few reported cases of single, honest, and smart men in the region. Brianne Otte a student at Winona State University claims that, "There is an aweful epidemic sweeping the campus! Every other guy is taken! Or Disinterested! Or gay! Well, more so gay in the Milwaukee area." What has caused this strange new standing? It is said to be caused by the ratio of girls to guys - that being seven girls to one guy. Can this be stopped? Meredith O'Neal, another student at WSU explains, "There is no cure. There are no guys out there. Its never going to end, and Brianne and myself are going to end up lonely old maids." Well, there you have it folks...two testimonies of the wretched condition taking over Winona. Good luck and God speed to all those single women out there...God will provide...SOMEHOW!
So as you can see...I'm having one of those weeks. The lonely ones where you just wish that God would reward your patience! But it seems that guys here...are taken. Just assume it. Or if they aren't taken and you show an interest...the interest isn't shown back. Unfortunatly for me, i'm too shy to ever say anything, so by just hoping and praying i feel useless. But i know God will provide, and he will bless me some day with someone...If only it was soon...
Have a good night, and to all my ladies: Hang in there...
<>< Brini
P.S. Um, FYI to all freshmen/sophomore students staying the dorms...nalgene bottles are NOT good places to store alcohol! WE KNOW!
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