INVASION!

THIS JUST IN:

ASIAN BEETLES BACK. STOP. ATTACKING WINDOWS IN FULL FORCE. STOP. THEY BROUGHT ANOTHER SPECIES THIS YEAR. STOP. CALLED BOX ELDER BUGS. STOP. JUST AS DANGEROUS. STOP. MAYBE EVEN MAN EATING. STOP. THERE HAS ALSO BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF SPIDERS IN WINONA MINNESOTA. STOP. CITIZENS SHOULD FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES. STOP. STAY INDOORS. STOP. WEAR HAZ MAT SUITS IF AVAILABLE. STOP. GO TO WISCONSIN FOR SAFETY OR IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL. STOP. OVER AND OUT. STOP.

Okay, so i don't know if anyone esle has noticed but the stupid bugs are back! Grrr, maybe its just a stupid Minnesota thing, which if it is that case, then i would understand, because Minnesota is dumb. But i thought i'd warn you if you haven't heard yet!

Also, i just want to say for the record that clipping a carabeaner to one's eye is painful YET wicked cool. You should try it! ;) Anyway, jaime...you rock, and so does John! Fo sheezy my neezy!

<>< Brini